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Post Wed Dec 01, 2010 3:29 am

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Elevated In-versions for witted minds

1) why is vishnu the "one in the middle"?
ans: Because Brahma becomes Vishnu but Lakshmi and Narayan appear from the "middle of nowhere."

2) Why Shiva uses Gaumukh (cow's mouth) to give knowledge while dancing the dance of knowledge?
ans: Because Shiva needs 'moo'sic.

3) Why is krishna sucking his thumb?
ans: Because in the golden age everyone is so peaceful, there is no need for "pacifiers..."

4) Why was krishna accused of abducting the gopis?
ans:Since he is the first one in everything, you may as well blame it on him.

5) Why maya likes to eat BKs raw?
ans: because "pure" tastes better...

6) What is the only privilege a brother have in a BK center?
Ans: to always have an empty seat in the brother side waiting for him.

7) What is the "double" meaning of BK in Kali yug?
Ans: Brahma Kumaris and Burger King...

8) How many BKs does it take to change a light bulb at the center?
Ans: Two BKs. One to complain about it and the second one to inform Baba so Baba can change it through "others."

9) What is the danger of reaching the "flying stage"?
Ans: To be mistaken by hunters as a "white goose."

10) Why Baba speaks about the "Petrol of knowledge"?
Ans: Because gasoline prices are in their flyin stage...

11) What do you do if you "fell down from the 5th floor, broke your bones " and survive?
ans: you take the elevator next time to elevate yourself quickly..

12) The "revised BK" slogan : "I am a peaceful soul... when I remember.."

13) Why "Mr. Wise" remains silent most of the time?
ans: Because he does not want to get in trouble with the in-charge instrument.

14) Numberwise: "I am" before "you."

15) Why Shankar is depicted naked?
Because when he opened his eyes, it was too late... Kaliyug people stole his clothes.

Post Wed Dec 08, 2010 6:29 pm
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LOL...good one.
No.5 being my favorite. I guess we should have a BK jokes section soon.

Post Thu Dec 09, 2010 12:35 am

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I am sure you can come up with good jokes Gocool... :)

Post Thu Dec 09, 2010 2:50 am
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I heard this in Hindi, and was quite funny. Note: In hindi "laat marna" is a phrase used colloquially which is not supposed to sound harsh as "kick" ~ yes the perils of translation

Bk1: [in a friendly way] If you make me angry, i'll kick you so hard you'll reach the soul world!!
Bk2: Why don't you kick me slightly harder, then I can reach golden age :lol:

Post Fri Dec 10, 2010 3:34 pm

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Ha! Let me add this:
Let us hope that the kicking is not too hard for Bk2 to end up at the same place! Swadarshanchakradhari...

Moral:
Kicking too hard is the same as not kicking at all... :o

Post Sat Dec 18, 2010 1:04 am
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nice one!! :lol:

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